The more pertinent question is: why do you tolerate it?

Allow me to say: fuck you

The cleaning lady at my job liked to tell me about her torturing poor lizards who venture on to her porch. She catches them with fly paper and leaves them in the sun to fry to death. To this day, people at work think I’m mean because I called Ms. Frieda a stupid old bitch and banned her from my office

Replacing the WSJ as the mouthpiece of the 1%. I don’t give a fuck how they vote, these NYT readers, writers, editors, etc., are every bit the threat that modern republicanism is. Clintonism run amok

I tell this to people all the time: spiders eat things that are creepier than they are. Same for snakes.

Black restaurants don’t want 40 no-tipping, yapping ass black people in their place either

Stop acting like a trip to the local restaurant is your opportunity to show whitey what’s what. Stop being terrible customers. Stop being a fucking pain in the ass EVERY FUCKING PLACE YOU GO

Between not tipping, trying to litigate the entire civil rights dilemma with a 17 year old white server, being loud, obnoxious, and overall TERRIBLE customers - NOBODY wants a large black party in their restaurant

You think they care about you, Darryl, and Darrel?

Its just not what jalops want because you idiots LIKE sitting in traffic, going nowhere. “Look at the b-pillar on that Mazda 3 Marge! Quite the detail”

But when I talk about beating the shit out of republicans - anytime you encounter the motherfuckers - grocery store, post office, stoplight - fuck em up, I’m out of line? 

Name says it all. You’re just another dumb twat who knows nothing about ANY fucking issue, so you say dumb shit like “whats the big deal guys? Just compromise”. For sacks of shit like you things like economic focus, foreign policy, or taxation take a backseat to making sure you recorded your fucked up cartoon for…

As long as you establish some sort of “Refugee Resettlement Project” for your red state brethren like yours truly, I’m all for it.

Bingo. Right to Peaceably Assembly doesn’t mean “in this marked 10' space, on Tuesdays, from 9:00-9:30".

Ro Khanna - Congressman from Cali.

False. Gov should be working with IWC to strengthen worker protections and increase wages and benefits. Legislation in action.

Your dad’s racist

Cuomo and De Blas are shining examples of Dem Neoliberalism. I expect the party to throw their full support behind one or both, while telling Tammy Duckworth to shut the fuck up and know her role. Same for you Kamala, Ro, and Keith.  

You fucking moron. Less government is what allows corporations to pay shit wages, skate regulations and lobby for right to work laws.

Motherfucker please. You wanna bro down with the working class, you’ll need to remember that shit when we’re talking about progressive taxation, education spending, minimum wage laws, and unions, or you can get back to sucking that 1% dick like you do the other 364 days of the year.