Tim Hortons doesn't use an apostrophe so that it can comply with Quebec's language laws without completely rebranding for the Quebec market :)

They kinda shot themselves in the foot. You can easily beat the entire game in a day.

white writer writes column on advertisers cringe worthy co-opting of hip hop culture to market to white people, headlines it with cringeworthy co-opting of hip hop culture implying that the participating actors need to he murdered.

Not just dads, but a lot of men in commercials, period. I mean, Trivago, anyone? Dude is creepy as hell.

I know, the first rule of Piss Dribble...

I used to work in a scuba diving shop in Hawaii and I would wear tightie whities under my trunks all the time. But only because I wasn't actually going in the water—just working in the shop. I wanted to A) Hide boners B) Avoid the inevitable piss dribble stain when wearing non-cotton C) Chafing, ugh! But I would NOT…

When will you be posting the illustrations of what Disney princess pussies look like?

You can't leave a child alone whilst you go off to work, that's what swung having a dog for me.

Kaitlin Olson from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is going to have a recurring role inThe New Girl!!

But...but...poop is natural!

And get your shit together. Remember how most places didn't have changing tables in bathrooms until extremely recently? Somehow we survived.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

I couldn't even make it through the video. Had I been on that subway car I would have thrown myself at the mercy of the tunnels.

Pictured: All the jerseys you'll see at Coachella...in 2037.

"Alrighty, pretty simple y'all. Just don't cheat, don't do pot or coke more'n once, attend twice-daily Bible Study each day of every tournament, and be sure to sign this 'Obama is Hitler' flag that we're donatinh to the Republican Party of Tuscaloosa annual golf outing. Thanks very much and welcome to the PGA Tour!"

Did it ever occur to her that farting and putting your dick on a girl's leg = get the fuck out of my house

Not going to lie, I quickly misread the headline. Thought it said "Jeremy Lin drunk cams his mom" Was expecting a really different video.

The couple was going to just release the video of the proposal itself, but ultimately decided that watching Wade drop to one knee has pretty much lost its luster.