I’ll be a little less disappointed if as the result of tonight’s “stunning conclusion” they change this season’s turrible theme song.

I reconnected with a one-night stand and took an international flight to see him again.

This doesn't really count because it's a solo lay, but I still kind of can't believe I did it.

I was on a work trip and had to share a room with my (same sex as me) boss. We were friends, she was cool, it was totally fine. I worked for a non-profit so we had no money to spare.

After chatting and lights out, I was…

On a cruise with my family right a week after I graduated college. Was sharing a tiny room with my older brother. Met super hot dude there because his borther was getting married on the ship. He was sharing a room with his mother. One night, very late, we snuck back into his cabin while his mother slept and did it in…

Not a thing I did, but a thing that was done in pursuit of getting in my pants. Also not super crazy, just completely ridiculous.

The year after I graduated college, I was working in an office to bide my time while trying to figure out what to do with my life. I finally decided I was going to go abroad for a year-long graduate program. In the meantime, one of my coworkers had this Au pair from Denmark who worked for her kids. This guy was hot -…

Dated a guy in a shitty folk pop, Jack Johnson-esque band for TWO YEARS. He had a poster of Paul Simon above his bed.

bought guy a drink at a the bar...well that was easy

Stuck in a terrible, loveless marriage. Joined Adult Friend Finder on my birthday. Four days later, I'm tied to a hotel bed and have seven (not a typo) orgasms in less than three hours after literally NONE in years. And we've had two more equally satisfying sessions since. Do I win? ;)

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

I don't buy that men have poorer memories than women. They just don't care to memorize things that are important to the women in their lives, things women say and do, etc. Their memories work just fine w/r/t sports and movie quotes.

I used to be like that as a kid. I think it's just that kids only have a handful of memories that stand out to them as "special" occurrences, and those things can often be the sort of thing that are filed away as mundane to an adult. I always liked gas stations when I was little because of the brightly colored signage…

THIS.

Translation: I'll blather on for 20 minutes until he gives in and just pretends to agree with me.

See babe! I'm forgetful because my parents didn't talk to me about my feelings as a child! It's science that I read about on a feminist website! So, to recap, it isn't my fault, and I'm a great husband because I read about scienctific studies on a feminist website.

I was gonna go with "you're probably not that interesting," but I guess that works too.

Hmm, no. We men don't care about much. If we care, we remember. If we don't then we forget. Also, we can't do 2 things at once, so if a person speaks to us while we do something, it doesn't register.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

Sexually Oblivious Female has some stiff competition, I see.

I'd welcome pretty much ANY Nintendo character in MK8, but let's be honest here...