It’s like the famous quantum physics thought experiment: If you put a cat inside an airtight, lead-lined box, will it jack itself off normally or abnormally? The answer, of course, is both, until you open the box and see for yourself. I believe it’s called ‘wankfunction collapse.’

For me it’s Beatles: All These Years, Volume 2.

I remember as a kid sitting on the floor of my dad’s living room, the lights out, watching the original Star Wars trilogy on VHS and having my mind blown at the incredible worlds, aliens, and characters created by George Lucas and Ralph McQuarrie, among many other contributors. I remember being smitten by a princess…

So we got Robin, Doggy, Frog Prince, Spyro, and Garfield. Interesting team up.

As an American, I’m still trying to wrap my brain around the idea that a city actually took time to build spaces for pedestrians and cyclists instead of just saying “fuck you, get a car”

Hmm.  I think I’m going to ignore this take instead. 

bad troll, weak bot, should be ignored.

Check out the hot take from this guy.  

And Ghost Bill should learn to keep his fingers to himself.

Only if the name of Bill Ghost has his finger taken off it.

This looks so bad, the ghost of Bill Finger is asking for his name to be taken off it.

The show also covers his cousin, Rossian Eitheror, and his old comrade, Ben Maybemaybenot.

Me in 2030: I can’t believe he kept the starbucks cup!

It’s a kind of politician in a movie who could be eligible to win an Academy Award.

Krillboi!

Look for their new album, Snoke on the Water — coming soon from Rancor Records.

The staccato in her speech made each of those claps exist and not exist at the same time. Sharon Reed just invented Schrodinger’s Clapback and should be up for the Nobel Prize in Physics for that shit.

If there is one game im super jelly about being a X1 exclusive its Cuphead.

As far back as I can remember I always wanted to be a Joker...