Series prediction:

Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

Nintendo: No one could come up with a worse name for a console than Wii U.

Dude. No. Everyone knows that the one true Riverdale pairing is Betty and Veronica.

I might need to watch it muted, with the television off, and a laser-pen shining directly into my cornea.

disagree completely, this is the first game that it’s actually usefull, when you touch the right stick it turns off the motion, so it’s pretty handy to use the stick and just fine tune with the motion, aiming at specific parts is much easier

Yeah, but as bad as they are now, can you imagine how terrifying running into any of these people in a post apocalyptic scenario would be?

That doesn’t look like anything to me.

Earl Grey is a hell of a drug.

Zoomania sounds like a shovelware Wii game

The apple doesn’t fall far from the Bush.

Pfft. What they *should* have done is have everyone live, and then go back and digitally put them into Episodes IV-VI.

This is the right wing, in a nutshell. I’m so sick and tired of hearing how they give a fuck about the people of this country and how it’s the evil elites on the left who are the real villians. The right care about power, holding power and using it to fuck over as many people as possible before they lose it. Fuck…

They did a lot of that.

No puppet.

There’s a film?! I saw a Christmas episode on a long-haul flight about a year ago. I thought it was a one-off! (Well, that one short and the Cravendale adverts) I’d completely forgotten about it until I saw this episode.

While most people can agree that something else is better than missionary, they can't agree on what that thing actually is.