I'll be first in line to download this from the XBL Marketplace, but I'm fairly skeptical this will make it past the peepee police at MS.

@Llubomir Stanojlovic: Blast you, Lubomir Stanojlovic, you took my only pun. But then, as soon as I saw this article, I knew that seminal punmeister Michael Dukakis would sponge up most of the good ones anyway.

Banhammer... Wednesday? OK, kiddies, buckle up! It's about time, too... Looks like Crecente finally located the damn thing in the New Mexico desert.

@legendnthemaking: 1) That's great, sometimes things turn out better than we can foresee.

@Foxhack: When I first started commenting I ran smack dab into a major troll —- he was my first follower. He made me so wary that for a long time, I was nervous about my own followers, and would 'audition them' before returning the follow. Over time, I've learned that Edog123456789 was not only a major douchebag but…

@Jekku: I liked both, but was always an Addams Family man (well, child). Addams just seemed to have a more refined aesthetic, probably due to its history as New Yorker illustrations. Both have swell theme songs.

@dark-gio: I so look forward to and enjoy Tim's articles that I'm actually saving 'I <3 stupid games' for tomorrow, since it posted too late to read at work, and I've the day off today. I don't know why, but I find that being slightly distracted, I follow Tim's peregrinations more ably.

@Mozz-eyes: I think it's great. Understated is the word you're lookinf for, and it's memorable: I remember you from yesterday, already, and have put a face to your name. Makes it much more likely you'll be hearted or starred upon stringing a few witty comments or trenchant observations together.

@raresquare: Grim Fandango. I share the SMW love, but Grim Fandango will be more relaxing, which you will deserve. Congrats!

@legendnthemaking: THEY GHOSTS

@mintycrys will Vanquish you!: I'm barely moist after about six or seven passes, myself.

@linklonk07: That was like the Pre-ramble to the Constipation... If you've really got a beef, you're going to have to explain it better.

From a careful reading, it sounds like in regards to the ragequitting issue only there will not be a patch because the punishment happens, just not in real time. That is acceptable, to me, and I don't get an outright refusal to fix issues with the game, just an indication that these problems are not necessarily…

@bakagaijin: Ben Stiller (who wasn't a big star at the time), Tea Leoni, Mary Tyler Moore, Alan Alda, Lily Tomlin, George Segal... ooh LOST is on, gottago

@ARCH_27: Rex, but good call... I didn't know who Hugo Weaving was when I saw Babe.

@Resuriko: I'm officially killing time on the internets, soooo keyed up with anticipation. I usually wait ten minutes or so, so I can fast forward through commercials, but I think it'll be live tonight! Enjoy, and Happy Star Wars Day...

@Helba: Hubris is Humerous.: Amen, brutha...

@bakagaijin: Flirting with Disaster is hilarious, one of Ben Stiller's funniest movies. I'm not sure why it didn't find an audience. See it.

@StratfordX: Wes Anderson's Katamari Damacy...

@ekm29: Achievements like that should automatically unlock when you beat a game on a harder difficulty level (Like with Halo games).