@deanbmmv: I use adblock unashamedly. I still see plenty of ads on Kotaku. And I can't use ABP at work, where I do a metric fuck tonne of my Kotaku browsing. I remember when my computer died on me (before I got my current netbook) and I was reduced to browsing the net on my Wii. The flash ads on Kotaku effectively…

@bakagaijin: I've waited so long, 18 hours more won't kill me. Going to work as usual (don't do the midnight thing) and Amazon will deliver sometime during the day, my copy of FFXIII should be waiting for me when I'm off work, and I've taken tomorrow off. TBH if I did the midnight thing, I'd probably be ready for bed…

@ElephantFace: So after all the talk of Morse code earlier today, I settled in for the long haul and listened to Joanna Newsom's amazing new 3CD-length album Have One On Me this evening. It's not for everyone. Her voice is high pitched and keening, though also highly trained. Her lyrics are poetic, and I occasionally…

@AndrosZ: So, then your size would be the most important thing to you?

@ElephantFace: Heh. It just says You're welcome. Stop.

@ElephantFace: Morse code: the original Twitter.

@ElephantFace: ——- .—— ——- .—— .—— ——- ——- .—— / ——- .—— .—— ——- .—— .—— .—— .—— / ——- .—— .—— .—— ——- .—— ——- .—— / ——- ——- .—— ——- ——- .—— .—— .—— / ——- .—— .—— .—— ——- ——- .—— ——- / ——- .—— .—— ——- ——- .—— ——- .—— / ——- ——- .—— ——- ——- ——- ——- ——- / ——- .—— .—— .—— ——- .—— .—— .—— / ——- .—— .—— ——- ——- .—— ——- .——…

@DragonDawn85: Geez people, you're already on the internet, and you don't know how to find stuff out? I did the googling for you. Granted, ** Spoiler Alert ** would probably be sufficient. But binary is more fun.

@Cerabret100: In my experience with Amazon, they're lying. Your game has been shipped and will arrive tomorrow. But officially, they can't say they shipped it before the release date. Don't worry, the only time my experience has been any different was the time I got something before its release date. And I use Amazon…

@Kobun: Her execution was lacking though. We know for certain she hit another motorist, and I'm guessing she's rocking a 5 o'clock shadow down there.

@Michael Dukakis: No pun? I read that comment four times, figuring I had missed it.

@p|-|15|-|: Protip: avoid the chardonnay, Alanis.

@bowen13: Lost Odyssey. Multiple times. It was the short story interludes that got me.

It should be noted: the first comment on the Driving While Ladyscaping story on The Key West Citizen's website? "It's Bush's fault."

Bran Turismo and Elite Wheat Agents are the best puns, and well shopped. The Dora/Faith box is the best visual idea, though it's hard to read the box. There could be jokes there that I'm missing. And Kellog's vs. Capcom is brilliant because it's funny, well shopped, and I would both eat the cereal and play the game. I…

@JayUnreal, Go ahead, swim for it.: I don't have an iPhone, but whenever someone mentions Canabalt, I tend to play the flash version, then become a zombie for the following 2 hours.

@excel_excel: I'm afraid she might just punch me...

@Outkastprince: I actually Finished Blue Dragon. And I still think there's a lot to like about the game (the art style, the score, battle system, battles aren't random, the old-school feel), but it's just so hard to get past the seemingly purposefully annoying characters (I know there's a tradition of having one…

@p|-|15|-|: Just FFXIII from Amazon. It'll be on my doorstep when I get home from work Tuesday, and I've taken Wednesday off. Damn! I better get my ass over to the bridge of the Normandy!

@lad-x: Pics or it didn't happen...