@Bouzi...not a graphics whore!: So do you just make out with the first person you see? The fact that you i.d. the sample must really compound their surprise.

@Szin: Why do stars... fall down, from the sky? Every time... you walk by?

@Goldwings: It looks good, but I'm intimidated by that dumpling... then again, I'm super full, just got back from dinner with my sister.

@nuri2fast: I don't pretend to understand it, but Japanese racism is more complex than American racism, and while American racism is fed by waves of immigration and especially by the forced immigration of slavery, Japan's is fed by geographic isolation, cultural homogeneity and war. There is prejudice against and…

@SlateSoda: I held on. It was rocky there for a bit, but ultimately the article was worth it.

With any luck, chesthorses are now a meme.

@hfbrooklyn: That's what I thought, too. Then I read the text, with Ralph asking 'Why are you naked' and I thought wow, that only scratches the surface of what's wrong with that woman...

Great resume, but the cat named Samus really seals the deal. What colors do you come in?

@Kobun: I didn't enjoy Chime the first time I played, but I came back to it and enjoyed it once I wrapped my head around it to the point where I was able to motivate myself. I agree that the game doesn't immediately impose a sense of urgency, but when I understood what I was supposed to do in terms of covering the…

@Crash McCloud: It's five bucks, and while there are clear nods to Tetris and Lumines, it's quite different in that 1) there's a lot less pressure and stress, because pieces aren't falling and you always have more space to think. 2) the geometries and resulting stratagies are very different. Obviously the pieces are…

@Lucas Fonzaghi: More Glass in my games, please.

@blackscot: Miranda Otto and I will need something to do in between populating the island. No internet connection I could believe. What I can't believe is that we wouldn't pack multiple controllers.

@Michael Dukakis: Why do you always have to be so particulate?

@Spaceboy: We're shredded wheat! We're grated cheese!

@Eltigro: When I used to take my toddler to the strip club, it was like a totally different experience than going alone. We would sit at the tip rail, and get all of the attention. From the girls rubbing their crotches on my son's head to putting his binky between their bosoms and shaking them, all of the other…

@Baconrath: Dr Pepper is its own reward.

@Kobun: Oh, man... thanks for reminding me about Night Driver. What a great use of the Atari 2600's limitations.

@rizo536: In a way it seems bad to single anyone out, as really it's the community that makes Kotaku great, and none of us, star or pinky shine on our own. But Deanbmmv is the hardest working man in Ko-business, complete with the Ahhh! Can't go on! Unstarred! Put a robe over my shoulders! Walk me offstage! No, wait!…

@surft: Well.... uh... protein does... keep your mental... uh faculties... ohgoodlordmakeitgoaway!

@LastHill: If you have a 360 or PS3, streaming Netflix movies will likely become your favorite part of the service. If you have a PS3, Netflix will send out a disc, with a 360, you need a gold account, but won't need a disc. I watch more movies that way than on cable, by a wide margin. And the Wii will be providing…