@Pheermee: Super Mario Bros. 3

@Burning: I see I'm not the only one afraid of another sequel... They wouldn't. They couldn't. Oh, hell, they probably will.

You know what game franchise is zany, just as Bashcraft described? Fusion Frenzy is zany. And somebody should have proved how smart they were by finding fault with that brainstorm, at the risk of making some unique snowflake cry.

@GriefTroll Bangai-O: DVDs look fine, but if you have and plan to use a VCR, or a console that doesn't output at least 480p, it's a good idea to leave yourself a decent SD set to view those sources. I gave away my VCR and VHS movies very shortly after bringing my first DVD player home. HD video formats are an…

@Andrew Wyatt: Now I have an image of Owen sitting with various firearms displayed on his kitchen table, wearing a 'Stop Snitchin' t-shirt...

@Kobun: Unfortunately B&T Air has a strict no-fly policy for ass-eaters, so Smith is out of luck either way.

@tetracycloide: Everybody wants some! Get in the pho queue....

@vidhagans: I agree... and I'm not sure why there's not a simple, utilitarian yet elegant razor marketed under the name Occam's Razor.

@OW-Holmes: Your low self-esteem is turning me on.

@MrNose: Bah. Occam's Razor only has one blade, and no comfort strip. I'm not impressed.

@VincentGrey: I've never felt quite right going back to regular toilets after experiencing a Panasonic toilet with heated seat and temperature controlled bidet. I mean... if you got some shit on your hand, would you rub some paper on it and call it a job well done?

@Outkastprince: Don't look in the closet, he keeps it in his pants.

@swimmingninja: Greenish red.

A sampling of actual gamertags of 1 vs. 100 contestants this evening. At some point each of the following was in the top 10 out of about 25,000 players of the 2 hour primetime show:

@Danarcho: The distinction I make doesn't really derail your point, which stands, with a simple substitution of terms.

@Danarcho: Foucault doesn't argue that sex, but rather sexuality is a social construct. If sex weren't natural we wouldn't be here.

@Thorax: Ron effing Jeremy or no, the article was concise but well argued. He batted down most of my objections with references to the verifiable findings of government committees. The only problem with sex work, whether that means porn production or prostitution, is working conditions and the health and safety of…

@Sloopydrew: My final position is a hiss at Nintendo. But if their policy is truly that DLC cannot be transferred to a new console, they need to notify retailers, and customers should be advised before they decide to purchase an extended warranty.

@TheMightyEthan: Now that I've had my coffee, I realize that I myself am on my second console (upgraded to Elite from Pro for the 120GB HDD). Facepalm, etc.