@Kobun: Unfortunately B&T Air has a strict no-fly policy for ass-eaters, so Smith is out of luck either way.

@tetracycloide: Everybody wants some! Get in the pho queue....

@vidhagans: I agree... and I'm not sure why there's not a simple, utilitarian yet elegant razor marketed under the name Occam's Razor.

@OW-Holmes: Your low self-esteem is turning me on.

@MrNose: Bah. Occam's Razor only has one blade, and no comfort strip. I'm not impressed.

@VincentGrey: I've never felt quite right going back to regular toilets after experiencing a Panasonic toilet with heated seat and temperature controlled bidet. I mean... if you got some shit on your hand, would you rub some paper on it and call it a job well done?

@Outkastprince: Don't look in the closet, he keeps it in his pants.

@swimmingninja: Greenish red.

A sampling of actual gamertags of 1 vs. 100 contestants this evening. At some point each of the following was in the top 10 out of about 25,000 players of the 2 hour primetime show:

@Danarcho: The distinction I make doesn't really derail your point, which stands, with a simple substitution of terms.

@Danarcho: Foucault doesn't argue that sex, but rather sexuality is a social construct. If sex weren't natural we wouldn't be here.

@Thorax: Ron effing Jeremy or no, the article was concise but well argued. He batted down most of my objections with references to the verifiable findings of government committees. The only problem with sex work, whether that means porn production or prostitution, is working conditions and the health and safety of…

@Sloopydrew: My final position is a hiss at Nintendo. But if their policy is truly that DLC cannot be transferred to a new console, they need to notify retailers, and customers should be advised before they decide to purchase an extended warranty.

@TheMightyEthan: Now that I've had my coffee, I realize that I myself am on my second console (upgraded to Elite from Pro for the 120GB HDD). Facepalm, etc.

@Sloopydrew: Does anybody know what MS & Sony's position would be in a similar situation? Usually your DLC is tied to your console and your account. I kind of think you'd be in the same boat with a PS3 or 360. In general, extended warranties are a bad idea. Consoles do happen to be one item that tends to fail, but how…

@Slagathorian: They should have tested for Iocane powder. That poor cat, thinking only a fool would poison their own cup.

@Wess28: This kind of pickle is my bread and butter. Just Cause 2 comes out Mar. 23, Red Dead Redemption Apr. 27. So Just Cause should be available about the same time you're ready for a new game.

@deanbmmv: I nomnomnom'd you too, but when I went to send it from my hotmail account, I couldn't remember if Bash was bashcraft, or brianashcraft or whatnot@kotaku.com, so I just submitted to tips. Thanks again for the hard work.

@Michael Dukakis: I think he's had several, just not at the same time.