@NeoStarr HD: I'm going to sit in the corner of my padded cell, pondering your words for the rest of the day.

@Rachel Fogg: I've been getting games from Amazon for over a year. You usually save a few bucks, it usually arrives on the day it's released, shipping is free on orders over $25 (though I'm a Prime member & 2 day shipping is free, overnight is $3.99), and if the price goes down shortly after you buy, or between when…

@Stevie Nicks: Ok, that was really funny.

@Showmeyomoves!: I'm American, I support Obama, and I still think the Nobel Peace Prize is a little ridiculous. Not his fault he was nominated or won, though it probably makes him look kind of bad.

@'360 Cabinboy (Corsair): My parents weren't too into gaming, although my dad did play blackjack on the Atari 2600 and my mom would play Pacman and especially Video Pinball. I don't remember them playing anything really after the 2600, other than Solitaire for Windows.

@bkchurch: I've listened to both, and for the most part (excepting Please Please Me & With the Beatles) the stereo mixes are more engaging, as they allow you to focus on different instruments more readily. My main interest in the mono box was the original stereo mixes of Help! and Rubber Soul.

@Hoagie_one: I learned to order beer in Spanish from that story!

@Strider Kojiro: SUDA51 is LOVE.: Look, losers... in the real world, when a beautiful woman has brought a life into this world, she's going to have a few jaggies. I know we're conditioned by Hollywood to expect she'll hire a personal trainer, have the extra weight off in three weeks, and then go to a plastic surgeon…

@tim rogers: Ha! You thought I was going to admit sniffing at my friend's mum's bikini bottom that one time, but I would totally never cop to that.

@shiftomnimega: Must be British... here in the states we grab from the left. I agree there should be a disclaimer, someone could get injured!

@Kusanagii: OK, so I googled 'semen face mask'... #1 hit was not as bad as I thought. After that... things became much more opaque.

@dansyndrome: I myself have had sexual congress with womens many times... and not once did I attempt to store their clothes in my mouth. And you say this enhances their appearance somehow? 3D glasses give me a headache, but this clothes/mouth thing seems really inconvenient.

@Log1c: Sometimes I think the cropping of images posted to Kotaku is specifically to cut off the text of demotivational posters.

@Rachel Fogg: I actually kind of want to see Jennifer's Body... According to io9, it's pretty good, and the attempt to sell it using sex actually kept people who might have appreciated it from going to see it.

@Polite Society: You joke, but in 20 years, pornstars will look like this...

@lolgreg: lolreg... I love you. You know that. But your confidence is a bit much. Wait. what am i saying? My boo, cocky?! Never... Boy, do I have egg on my face. Or something, anyway.

@svenhoek: As if someone threw a package of hot dogs down a hallway, after first removing one, drilling a hole through the length, then drilling a hole perpendicular and penetrating through to, but not past, the original passageway, then, finally, placing one's lips to one end and blowing forcefully? But wait? the…

@Ryuuenjin: Did somebody say 'kickass'?

So is the next Motorstorm going to be underwater, or will it somehow involve lava?