This is certainly not an ideal outcome, but man, that 40 seconds when I thought the league was gifting Zion to LA to save the Lakers was absolutely excruciating

“With the Blue Devils down 76-73, Zion Williamson drove the lane, and with all his power”

Unless you get a stain on them, men’s jeans never, ever need to be washed.

Coach must have a bad temper if it takes only one Kelvin to make him reach the boiling point.

People shouldn’t be paying a lot of money to watch guys stand around.

“Bullshit. I would have kicked that little punk’s ass if he tried that shit.” - Gary Player

Man, this is so much cooler than when Jack Johnson’s parents stole my kid’s piggy bank.

“Any fruit I punt is going to explode.”

This might be the worst list this site has ever posted. No Blades of Steel, RBI Baseball, Skate or Die, NHL 94, NBA Live 95, Tecmo Super Bowl or NBA Jam? What a waste of youth.

“I know what you mean, man. She can be a little tough to deal with politely.”

Am I the only one who couldn’t give a shit less about who ESPN gives this award to?

I’ve casually observed the various blog posts you’ve made for Gawker. Given the topics of most of those posts, I’m going to say your sense of style and your taste is worth about a five pound sack of turds, and ignore anything you say I shouldn’t do.

Well, how’s that for breaking a stereotype? I had always heard that Asian Dongs were much smaller.

I’m not sure the scene was totally unnecessary. You are correct in saying that WE knew of Ramsay’s depravity before that scene, but it’s possible that Sansa didn’t. She had seen him be a prick to Theon at dinner, but that didn’t demonstrate the depth of his fucked-upedness. Perhaps she could have put it together…

“Dammit! Why didn’t we kill one of Marcus Mariota’s ex-girlfriends? Sonofabitch!”

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

"I just went back at somebody, and they weren't even throwing punches."