The worst part is that they chose the wrong name for the scandal. Deflategate? Is there anything more played out than Scandal-X-Gate? #Ballghazi flows so much better. Dear World Wide Leader can't do anything right anymore.

"he rushed her to the hospital."

That depends on how gross the guy is, don't you think?

"Come on man, everyone knows that black stiffs are bigger."

Fletcher Cox being snubbed seems a bit egregious. Related: I'm an Eagles fan.

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"