The 114hp lump under the hood is why I can appreciate why someone would want to do a V8 swap.

I love the look of these, and that interior is fantastic. Cliche as it is, buy it and do a SBC swap. 

It’s nice. It’s also a 31-year-old Accord. Anything over four figures is nuts.

So much to love about this car, but that wing is just tragic. Surely alcohol was involved. 

Not my taste either, but if it’s as well-sorted as it looks NP for someone who wants such a thing.

I’m always suspicious of cars with a bagless steering wheel replacement 

1990s Pontiac: “No one will ever put more hideous body cladding on a car!”

Looking at this all I see is a Knight Industries Two Thousand. Only this one was built by Michael Knight himself after he got passed-out drunk in a pile of cheeseburgers. 

Mechanically, the BMW. This thing would require all kinds of work just to keep the doors from falling off.

I worked at a Mitsu dealership in the early ‘90s. AWD was only available on the turbo Eclipse GSX and Eagle Talon. Did have a guy trade in a Laser Turbo on a 3000GT VR4, took the Laser out and gawdalmighty that thing was a beast! Felt a helluva lot faster than any Eclipse Turbo I’d driven.

And why is it riding so high? Did they put a lift kit on it from the Chevy pickup they pulled the wheels off of?

You could bury this thing under a mountain of Fuchs alloys and the car would still be the most revolting thing ever.

12-years-old is too young to be dropping acid.

At first glance saw the body kit and thought there is nothing more hideous a deranged maniac could do to a 911. Then I noticed the wheels. This car should not be sold. It should be seized by authorities, melted down into a lump, then that lump should be dropped into the deepest part of the ocean.

That car is a rolling hate crime. 

Hey Rob, did you just add $10K to the price of yesterday’s Lexus?

The fuck does “giving uncanny valley” even mean?

We’re not here to haggle, the price is the price. If you want to haggle then you’re voting ND.

Everything I was thinking, especially that hardtop. I wouldn’t be seen driving this with that top on. But this car, first thing to do is put that top on eBay. NP

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