I worked at a Mitsu dealership in the early ‘90s. AWD was only available on the turbo Eclipse GSX and Eagle Talon. Did have a guy trade in a Laser Turbo on a 3000GT VR4, took the Laser out and gawdalmighty that thing was a beast! Felt a helluva lot faster than any Eclipse Turbo I’d driven.

And why is it riding so high? Did they put a lift kit on it from the Chevy pickup they pulled the wheels off of?

You could bury this thing under a mountain of Fuchs alloys and the car would still be the most revolting thing ever.

12-years-old is too young to be dropping acid.

At first glance saw the body kit and thought there is nothing more hideous a deranged maniac could do to a 911. Then I noticed the wheels. This car should not be sold. It should be seized by authorities, melted down into a lump, then that lump should be dropped into the deepest part of the ocean.

That car is a rolling hate crime. 

Hey Rob, did you just add $10K to the price of yesterday’s Lexus?

The fuck does “giving uncanny valley” even mean?

We’re not here to haggle, the price is the price. If you want to haggle then you’re voting ND.

Everything I was thinking, especially that hardtop. I wouldn’t be seen driving this with that top on. But this car, first thing to do is put that top on eBay. NP

That button is the least annoying thing about this site

Surely one could pick up a decent NB Miata for this much. ND.

And with the Miata you’d have a proper RWD sports car.

I’ve never been a fan of the Del Stupid. It’s not attractive, it’s not a convertible, and it’s FWD. And this one has some shitty mods with those wheels and tail lamps, plus the steering wheel is on the wrong side. And even if you’re a fan, this one is definitely way too much money. ND. Sane people with working eyes…

Seems like almost fuck-it money for a really unique fun car. NP

Yes, that’s how the Founders set up this republic. Also thanks for shitting on a fun car thread with your politics. 

That phone’s a prop, right? Is there any cellular network in the US that’s compatible with this thing?

Find another one in as nice shape. NP. I would buy this and do a Coyote engine swap, have a helluva time.

It’s a Viper with an even more monster motor, 562-cubes of twin turbo madness. Hell yeah. NP

17-yo Subaru wagon with 168K miles? Nice as it is this is a $6,995 car.