Interesting you chose to open by taking a shot at Jeremy Clarkson. He says a lot of dumb things? Provide 3 examples. 

With the original wheels it’s got to be worth it just to part it out. NP

This is one of those posts where we bitch about needing the Crack Pipe option back because anyone wanting over $9K for a POS 24-year-old Stratus is definitely smoking/snorting/injecting some serious narcotics

A Ranger with the Mustang GT’s 4.6 V8 would’ve been a helluva lot of fun, and kept the pecking order with the F-150 Lightning intact

I do not understand why anyone would want this. If you can’t balance a motorcycle, get a Miata. 

I think this is the stupidest damn vehicle I’ve ever seen. I can’t believe people are asking this much money. For $23K you can buy a sweet Miata or a Honda Goldwing. It’s not a car, it’s not a bike, it’s the worst parts of both in one deeply stupid package. This thing is stupid and anyone who buys one is very stupid.…

I would prefer a T-Bird from the same year in similar condition and mileage, but guess this humpty bastard is a NP

I would much rather have the low-mileage well-maintained stock Cayman for the same money.

It’s a brown(ish) wagon with a manual, even if the asking price is $1M and it’s currently on fire I think by law we’re required to vote NP

I like how you think. But finding an old S-10, cutting the roof off, and stuffing in an LS would be a lot easier. 

*Lincoln Blackwood has entered the chat

As they say when something incredibly stupid happens, alcohol was involved.

I am a boomer and I have no idea why anyone would want one of these.

The GMC Envoy XUV was based on the same platform and weighed 300lbs less than the SSR. This was a 4-door, 5-passenger SUV with a retractable roof over the hatch area. How the hell did GM take that and turn it into a smaller 2-seater and manage to ADD weight? 

This is exactly how I feel about this particular “truck” and all SSRs. Personally I find them hideous to look at, useless, probably horrible to drive, but if you dig it this one is a NP. Godspeed.

Don’t agree with the poll options. I don’t hate it because it’s weird. I like weird. And I don’t hate it at all. Just think that’s too much money for a banged-up old VW that needs a lot of work. Starting with that interior, ugh. ND

NP for a well-preserved classic from the heyday of Japanese sport coupes. But damn, those seats. Need to carry a warning that they may induce epileptic fits.

Who thought it was a Shelby? Y’all are dumber than a box of coat hangers.

Don’t care for the blacked-out trim either, but that’s an easy fix. I’d also like to put on a proper chrome grille, bumpers and badges. Easy NP

1) It’s in Florida