Perhaps the seller was joking?

So the powertrain doesn’t actually make 752-lb feet of torque?

Whatever value might’ve been added by Dinan parts is more than wiped out by those douche-tastic headlights

Have fun listing it on BaT

A $2K car in this market looks like a bicycle 

Not saying you have to like the C4, but if you hate it you’re kind of an ass. Especially if you hate the ZR=1

You’re not alone, the C4 is my favorite Corvette just based on the style. This ZR-1  is definitely NP

I don’t .... umm .... is the .... why would they ..... what?

Obviously well-cared for and looks great, but with those miles the price needs to start with a 1. ND

I’m old enough to remember, no matter the numerals were by 10's, they put “55" in there in orange. 

Ugh, I forgot to mention that deeply stupid gas cap. 

I was not a fan of that stupid hood with the useless scoop, either.

How much horsepower do the chromed valve covers with sPYdeRVr4 painted in bright blue add?

Exactly what I came here to say. I was thinking maybe, then got to that pimped-out engine compartment and immediately flipped to a solid NOPE

Rob, that ND vote caption is perfect. I want to like this crazy glorious gull-winged chariot, but no. For that money there are probably much more glorious shaggin’ wagon conversions from the ‘70s and ‘80s built on proper van platforms with V8 power. And with fantastic air-brushed murals on the side.

Holy hell, over 4 hours after posting and I’ve never seen a ratio like this

Sure there’s rust, but that can be dealt with. Doubt you’ll find a running model with an interior in such fine fettle for less, and these are only going to go up in value. NP

Think this is the first post ever where I thought the seller could’ve asked twice the amount and I’d still vote NP

I realize Jalopnik wants all ICE banned tomorrow, but could you just leave us our V8 Mustangs for a bit longer? 

I assume next you’re going to call for theme parks to be shut down because you don’t approve?