Ford Tempo. Mercury named their version Topaz.

I almost voted “Good Buy” until I noticed the line about making me happy. I hate this Goodbye/Good Buy bullshit. Why the hell does it have to change? Are you afraid of being insensitive to the crack addict community? Just stop. 

CP

Can we vote on keeping the Nice Price or Crack Pipe name? 

No air bag, either. And while it looks OK from 20 feet away, those shoddy panel gaps would drive me nuts. All they’ve done here is ruin a perfectly good MR2. Fake Ferrari, authentic CP

Is this Doug DeMuro’s burner account?

Because they look totally badass.

I like these little bastards, but wouldn’t want that ugly cabrio roof. And is it power operated? Ugh. No thanks. 

Bizarre as it is, still makes more sense than yesterday’s Audi with the pointless engine swap. This is a cool little trucklet, but if it runs at best it’s a $500 car ... ummm truck. CP

Or hell, an LS swap would be more interesting. Drop in a V8, make it RWD, still wouldn’t be worth $8,900 but I’d pay more for that than this.

I thought those were gauges poking out of the air vent. Either way, CP.

It would take someone with the reputation of a miracle worker to keep this thing running. 

Well it is 2020

I so wish I could wake up in 1985

Lots of luxury, but CP for any price that doesn’t start with 5.

Traction control? I think a wheezy 79hp 3-cylinder is it’s own traction control, especially when hooked up to an automatic.

What sucks for us as taxpayers is the govt probably offloaded that Bronco for a few hundred bucks at an auction, and a private seller now rakes in big bucks. Should be a law requiring federal govt to dispose of all surplus vehicles through listing on Bring a Trailer. National debt would be paid off in no time.

Don’t get it. Is this an LGBTQ thing? Pride Month was in June. 

You think Mustangs make a mess leaving a cars & coffee, wait until the Jeep bros start showing up with 485hp Hemis. 

You think Mustangs make a mess leaving a cars & coffee, wait until the Jeep bros start showing up with 485hp Hemis.