I can forgive the bargain bin tires, but a supercharged V8 and no pics of the engine compartment? FAIL

The front of the BMW 4 is hideous, it actually looks better with a front plate masking some of its hideousoness 

I am always opposed to fake hood scoops, everywhere. On anything. No. 

Star for all of this but especially the ribeye. King of steaks. Forget a filet and I’d rather have a good burger than a sirloin or strip. 

CP unless you run a clown college and need a training car.

I loved these cars when I was in high school, but now hard to imagine driving a Porsche with all the raging horsepower of a base Hyundai Elantra. Still, NP for someone. 

Old Ben Franklin Motors? 

That would’ve been the smart thing to do, but it’s too late. RIP Infiniti.. 

The original G 35 was fantastic, a truly worthy competitor to BMW. I was also a fan of those crazy FX crossovers. Who wouldn’t want one of those over the jacked-up Camry wagon that is a Lexus RX? But since then Infiniti totally lost its ball in the tall weeds.

I drive past a house a couple blocks down every day and there’s a G-35 parked out front that’s been stanced within an  inch of its life. Painted a really crazy purple, rear wheels at such a crazy angle it looks like it’s trying to piss on a tree.

Holy wow, that thing is gorgeous. NP

The current Bullitt makes 480hp with the 5.0. Ford’s got to bump that to at least 490hp, maybe all the way to the magic 500 mark. Then next year the Shelby 5.2 flat-plane V8s get upped to 550-560

Nearly three grand for a 36yo Camry? And it’s scary slow. Trying to merge onto an interstate would be terrifying. CP

I can’t vote on this. While I sure wouldn’t pay $10,500 for a shit-bucket old military truck/farm implement that’s maybe or maybe not street legal but certainly not something you’d want to drive on a road, maybe other people have a sane reason for doing so. We need a third option for neither NP or CP but “I wouldn’t…

Karen drives a Lexus RX 

What is wrong with you filthy animals? NP for the rarity alone, and that interior is fantastic. Forget fixing the LCD displays, you can adjust the A/C by feel, just have some vinyl stickers printed to mask them. And that GM powertrain is bulletproof. 

Instant CP for the “has a CEL but just needs a gas cap” bullshit. But even without a check engine light, the crack fumes coming off this thing make your eyes water.

I actually like the interior better than the exterior. The proportions of these things never looked right to me. It is old and slow, though. 

Back in 1990 when working at a dealership I took one of those in on trade. Dull beige color, 5-speed and 4-cylinder, I think the chick who traded it in was some kind of crazy cat lady/hoarder. The car was absolutely trashed. Literally filled with garbage, and oh my god the smell. Sent it to detail to clean the garbage…

Literally a pain. I sold cars in 1990, what was fun was when we were lining cars up by backing them in at an angle, opening the door to look back and get lined up and the damn mouse belt would try to rip your ear off. I hate those fucking belts.