It really has the feel of the iPhone 4 “you’re holding it wrong” all over it.

He’s sorry about his poor grammar?

What do you think tithing is? You’re essentially buying your way into fake sky-heaven.

Right. It’s not like their God-emperor flies around in a private 757 with a far higher burn rate than her Bombardier. Or that the billionaires they also worship don’t have their own private jet fleets. Or penis-shaped rockets.

Hello, it’s me, Nigerian Prince. I would like to invest in your AI-powered sex doll company. Please call my assistant and they will arrange for many millions of money to be deposited in your account.

Check out the OG Lexus SC series. Thin seats.

And a nice, leather-wrapped steering wheel. I’m fine with fake leather seats, because I’m not typically naked when sitting on them. But the feel of the fake leather steering wheels is kind of off-putting. Plus they’re known to wear down faster than real leather.

DeSantis now has something new to cancel: European woke planes!

I’m guessing that’s because, up until a few months ago, Amazon had an exclusive contract with Rivian for the vans. Now they’re available to anyone with money, but it’s easy for that to slip your memory.

Well, they shit themselves over the 914, the 928, the 924, the Cayenne, the Macan...basically anything that wasn’t a 911 variant.

I’m betting a lot of franchises just slice a bunch of meat at the beginning of the day, thus negating the flavor advantages of “freshly-sliced” meats.

What about the phalanges?

They probably wear Amazon livery. Cuz, you know, there’s more to Amazon. A truckload more.

Reliability concerns? EVs aren’t some fragile race car. These trucks should be more reliable than their diesel counterparts.

COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!

This truck is so dumb.

Wordplay aside, I believe the “700-ton” actually refers to how much pressure it can exert, not how much it weighs.

I don’t really feel bad for owners of these vehicles. If you can afford a $1M+ vehicle, you’ve got multiple vehicles to drive.

You should buy whatever you want. As a car enthusiast, you can find something to appreciate about every car. And trust me, over time, a stiff ride and a manual trans will not be your friend in traffic.

If the same three people are the “contestants” and the fourth person is a celebrity of some sort, is it really a game show, or more of a reality show, i.e. “Jackass.”?