Blonde leg hair. You might think it wouldn't show up - which it doesn't, when you're trying to shave. But step outside and suddenly I look like Edward fucking Cullen.

Devil’s food cakes .

Yes, this! That’s why I’m currently wearing a half slip that belonged to my grandmother. No one sells (cheap) regular slips anymore. :(

I wear Spanx while giving engineering lectures to all-male audiences. I find the squeeeziness to be really comfortable, and it keeps my posture good during long lectures. I wear corsets for ballroom dance, because it looks good, and if I don’t, I get crippling back pain after an hour.

I adore my Spanx, I find them comfortable for up to 10 hours, and I’m not ashamed of being fat. I like to look smooth, keep my dresses from clinging, and protect my privacy. That’s all. When did Spanx become anti-feminist? I LOVE mine and I don't think my feminist membership card is in jeopardy because if it.

I thought this would be a big moment for the transgender community. Turns out it's a big moment for everyone. So inspired. Let's all be who we are and be happy, shall we?

When Bruce just whipped off his hair tie and shook his ponytail loose I was filled with so much joy.

I think it's really fucking brave, that's all I have to say.

1) I thought this was in Lousiana, so thanks for straightening that out.

dude, i get horrific cramps and fucking makes them so much better. bloody, messy period sex forever.

Is it really necessary for such a serious statement after 8 months of dating? That isn’t even the full gestation of an actual baby.

Mine just dumped me. And we live together. And have a kid together. So yeah, life sucks and fuck these two assholes. At least they can dry their eyes with their hundreds.

It really Depends.

Wouldn’t that be an elaborate pull-up then?

JUST LIKE HER DIAPERS

popular chain restaurant that rhymes with “Crapplebees.” (Editor’s Note: Oh for fuck’s sake)

I have pals who are that quick. It is a source of amazement. So quick that you don’t laugh right away because you have to catch up.

I was with some friends in a bar and this douche started hitting on my friend and being a real dick about it. She was trying to be polite about it, but I didn’t feel any such obligation. So I whispered something in her ear about him and she laughed. He saw it and replied, “If you’re mad that I’m talking to your friend…

Mauve. Mauve and plum were huge during the 80's. I don't remember a single bathroom that wasn't shades of mauve and/or plum.

Oh man, this! Reading some old Anita Blake books makes me laugh when she's describing her white, slouch socks and scrunchies.