Bree, you should have gone with McHorny. I fear you will regret this for the rest of your life. I know that I will regret it for you.

I am getting married in November to a wonderful man with the last name Brown. We wanted to do a hashtag for the wedding so I went to a wedding hashtag generator... Some were predictable, others made me gasp with laughter. We have settled on the most inappropriate, cause that is what we do. #TakeMeToBrownTown

I would take a two-pronged approach if I were in this guy's shoes. I 100% believe that you cannot have a successful relationship if you are not completely comfortable with being open with all aspects of your sexuality with your partner, and vice-versa.

To this I say “Amen.”

That, and you gotta be an obnoxious twat, and the poster child for what everyone hates about millennials

This is off-center and it's bothering me. Almost as much as its existence itself.

I want to throw a giant cup of bone broth in her face.

Not sure if mine counts, because we didn’t make it to the dance...but here goes. My boyfriend the beginning of senior year went to the rival high school of the public school I had previously attended before my parents sent me to private school. We were going to go to homecoming, and i was pretty excited about having…

Sometimes I write words with the hair my girlfriend leaves stuck to the side of the shower.

This is emotionally NSFW.

When my wife was bald and in chemo, I'd have given anything to have to deal with random hair around the house. When she first started chemo, it fell out in giant clumps, leaving a halo of her naturally blonde hair on her pillow and wherever she sat. Eventually, she asked me to shave her head and that was when it all…

My wife has long, thick, beautiful hair, and I love it dearly, but holy shit I find it everywhere, up to and including my God-damned asscrack now and then, how does that even happen?!

“When I can’t afford it on my pay, I don’t want people on the taxpayer’s dime to afford those kinds of foods either.”

List of approved items;

It's a weird back and forth. The writing and narrative are brilliant. They are mostly well paced (except for the 30 pages on ikea purchases, and I love ikea), driving and amazingly vivid. I couldn't put them down and would have to make sure I brought the next book with me when I was anywhere near half way through the…

Tortured? Hardly. She's happily floating on the water. Buoyed by her pact with Satan.

Just so you are aware most of the time improperly disposing of an ADULT body gets you a fine. A fine. No jail time. Why is this different?

So in your mind, what crime did she commit? Improperly disposing of a dead fetus? You think that deserves jail time?

And yet here you are, Judgement Central, and you seem to have caught the express. 'This girl definitely deserves some jail time' is patronising bullshit - she's 33, not a girl.

to prove that the child was born alive and thus within medical rescue, the prosecutors used an arcane, discredited 17th-century test in which the fetus's lungs are removed and put in liquid to see if they can float, and they floated.