She was originally going to go with Summer Eve, but decided that would be too douchey...

Jia, you are a master of the interview. This was so engaging and sad and candid and lovely.

She probably thought that it would make it easier for people to travel to the wedding on a 3-day weekend.

Yeah, that part is basically the fucking worst of it all.

Not sure what all the furor is about.....

Why is there an article dedicated to one girls suicide? Thousands of people commit suicide every year. What is so unique about this one? A girl has sex with multiple boys, someone films it, she is harassed at school, and kills herself. We have heard it all before.

Doesn't Kim realize that if Jay Z and Beyonce broke up her husband would be all over Beyonce in a heartbeat?

Ditto. For all of it. Started my Junior year of high school and went on for a good 10 years.

An editor pitched that headline and there was absolutely no way I wasn't going with it immediately.

I pulled my hair as a teenager (I'd look for hairs way darker than the rest and pull them out- it was a like a scavenger hunt) but I haven't had the urge in a long time. But I'm a life-long zit/blackhead/dry skin picker.

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

Should I talk about the time my mother accidentally burnt a restaurant down?

In five years or so, Perry and Swift are going to finally realize that they are actually in love with each other, get married, and live happily ever after. And they'll get matching restraining orders against Mayer as wedding presents to each other. Calling it now.

What am I going to do with a body chain?

Casual vegan picnic conscious coupling

Tennis wedding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Make. It. Rain.

If the bride is going to wear "wedding shorts", then the groom should wear a "wedding baja."

Yeah, in real life I just grimaced and walked away. But in the article, I called her a mean name. BUT SOMEONE EDITED IT OUT. Apparently, Millihelen is not my platform to passive aggressively name call people who are mean to me at preschool pick up.