Friendship is a lot of work-work-work-work-work-work!

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

An airtight argument.

“He makes everyone cringe hardcore!” is perfect.

Greta, thank you.

At first I was like:

Bobby, I love you.

Getting this shirt STAT.

Serious question from an old: Is this woman’s name pronounced “Charlie Ninety-Ten”? “Charlie Ten-Hundred-Ten”?

*taps out* I’ve had enough of the world today. I’m going to write about space pirates and magical princesses.

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

But the dome will be made out of American* steel!

I’m just gonna say it: I like Coldplay. I think Chris Martin seems like a really nice, sweet, nerdy guy AND I think he’s cute. I think themed parties are fun no matter how old you are. That’s it.

Well Hyde...I guess you weren’t the cool one.

Just goes to show that you can run, but you can’t, Hyde.

This administration makes me want to believe in the Bible so that I can have the sweet, sweet relief of the apocalypse to look forward to.

Lord help us.

What makes this even better is that Karen Pence inadvertently joined in.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant”