I got reported to HR about 5 years ago when a new guy in the office asked me why they call it “White Men Can’t Jump”. He’s from the Congo and had not seen many movies. So I explained the scene where Woody bets all his money and can’t dunk. Somehow this offended some white snowflake in the office who was ease dropping…

I say we eliminate the regular season, automatically advance all teams to the playoffs, and everyone plays a home-and-home against everyone else in a round-robin format. A league that did that would be premier.

That’s a very handsome man, if I do say so.

“His shot was broke... he had no self-awareness and thought he was good.”

I’ve seen this episode of Atlanta, it’s Justin Bieber.

That last paragraph is poetry.

Her reaction was so great. Moments like that are why I love the Olympics. That, and when NBC talks up Vonn and other MURICA ONLY athletes as always being shoo-ins to medal and then they don’t even make the podium.

The line did.. but not the delivery. Harrison Ford had a deeper, gravelly voice even in his 30's.. Alden is just not pulling it off. Surely there was a more capable actor out there somewhere?

Tom Brady: somehow the one white guy on the Pats who *can’t* catch a pass

they are not offering enough for this promotion. my guy at the end there got debased in front of God and the world and for what? a chance to get $50 off some tires? i’m not risking this level of embarrassment for anything under 4 figures.

Remarkably stupid comment, thank you.

This sucks so fucking bad.

Wow did we all watch the same movie?

Oh and Will Smith was there

How much water must one drink to heal a fracture?

Lotta prudes in the comments section on this one.

I just feel bad for all his patients who have to wait for him to get back to practicing medicine.

His mistress