“These are the strongest vials out there. Dab” And then he dabbed.

That’s not the way I learned it. You start with a city-state, then you clear out barbarians and send out colonists. Before you know it you’re developing nuclear weapons.

My old instructor would probably have a stroke dealing with all the things Roger is “doing wrong” in this video.

However, I have to say the swinging backhand volley from deep in the court is probably one of the most insane shots I’ve ever seen. I’d honestly rate that as more difficult than hitting between your legs…

Why can’t all teens be bitter, emotionally crippled, Tom Waits-loving alcoholics like I was at 17?

Golden Boot winner of World Cup 2018?

Soccer is a team sport. It is also a weakest link sport. With Dahoud, they have fantastic support in midfield for all the forwards. If Aubameyeng is sold, they won’t miss a beat. He doesn’t make the attack. His supporting cast makes the attack. If Dortmund was some long ball club that relied on a stagnant center…

the kid from Hershey, PA has really got all the tools

I’m glad the link was to the two articles that were intentionally reactionary and sensationalistic and not countless others that weren’t.

The press tour is a disaster.

October Sky
Any of that father/son stuff and it’s Niagara Falls, Seanie angel

The dumbest part of this story is that, in the 2007 Gold Cup, Guadeloupe played Jocelyn Angloma, who had played 37 times for France in the early ‘90s, and it was absolutely fine.

He isn’t even the most overrated player on the Raptors.

That Cincinnati goalkeeper played one of the best games I’ve ever seen a goalie play. He was absolutely out of his mind all game long. It was incredible. Some MLS team needs to snatch him up pronto.

I don’t think I understand this situation. In summary:

There is no way that Durant leaving OKC could be construed as him “out-decisioning” Lebron. Green has always been a dick. And Steph has acted this way at least since his first MVP year. To top it all off, nice guy Kerr takes over for tight-ass Mark Jackson. The way the team is covered and portrayed has changed because…

So, what aspects of their game should current NBA players work on this summer to get better? Because right now, GSW and Cleveland are Goku and Vegeta, and the other teams are the rest of the Z fighters. And they need to train hard. Drastically boost their power levels.

Billy Haisley wrote all the words and doesn’t have much to show for it.

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

I appreciated her steadfast refusal to learn or care about any sport the entire time she wrote for Deadspin. Will miss her unique voice.

I have never had sex.