I feel like he really lacked putting his feet to the spinners, like his dad said.

“I hated Jordy got hurt, but in my beliefs, and the way I believe, it was — God meant for Jordy to get hurt,” said Quin, a devoted Christian.

Jordan Kilganon’s biggest fan?

These bears are having NONE of your oktoberfest’s and pumpkin ale’s. Get that shit off the shelves and pour these bears a summer beer.

Usually Bears don’t fuck up a pool until September.

Isn’t the more apt conclusion - “any institution that is left to self-police itself, won’t?”

In a similar vein, do you know his position on Deez Nuts for 2016?

Saban seems so intense and indifferent to the world outside of football, is he a sociopath?

Talk about The Process. Be The Process. Give your heart and soul and life to football. Or talk to him about his favorite movies, like “Gone With the Wind” and “Red Tails.”

This is the first thing I see when I open the internet today. Who knew a 15 year old from Iowa could give me such joy on my birthday? I feel like Jared Fogle.

Sometimes I love America, and sometimes I REALLY love America.

Well, how is he supposed to know if he did anything wrong if someone doesn’t beat the shit out of him first?

he looks like a badass from episode 2 onward

Shut up Lionel.

This screed is ten times better when read in Peggy Hill’s voice.

So I will break it down in a top ten as I normally do on areas I would like to assert my opinion and clearly superior writing and intelligence skills as compared to this Dave Magary who I hope is make believe as I would push him over in his chair immediately to assert my dominance and supremacy like a lion does in the…

Boy, you really pissed off JJ Watt.

I kinda dug how that nice kid trying to steal the girl from the bully set you up for a resolve and then just went with the girl telling him she didn’t like him like that.

On behalf of all Texans, please let me be the first to say:

The Bradley Cooper/Michael Ian Black love story was absolutely amazing.