I love that I’m alive during a time where there is a public platform for an NFL player to call Scott Fujita a “dragon ball z name ass bitch”

They do have trees outside of North America you provincial asshat.

This is a very bad opinion.

He said, and I’m paraphrasing, “Baseball is basically all instinct (factually and wholly wrong). Therefore, you don’t have to be smart to be good at it (wrong again). Baseball is also 1/3 Dominican (really, really wrong). Therefore, b/c Dominicans are poor and uneducated (Holy shit what an asshole but also WTF does…

One of those magical moments where the full context does nothing to change the meaning of the words spoken. Great work Colin

“Deadspin only played an excerpt which made me sound racist. If you listen to the full thing you’d know I’m incredibly dumb AND racist.” - Colin Cowherd

This clip is a perfect distillation of Cowherd. Conflation of two completely unrelated issues with little to no thought put into connecting them? Check. Overtly condescending tone while spouting stuff that makes literally no sense? Check. Not-even-subtle racism masquerading as bold truth-telling? Check.

Since Colin is so interested in facts: In 2014, there were 83 Dominican born players on the opening day 25-man rosters of baseball’s 30 teams. That’s 9%. American born players made up just under 74%.

The fun thing about him claiming an entire nation of people are simple-minded is going to be watching him go straight to the “sorry if you didn’t understand my brilliant point” nonpology without realizing he’s making it worse.

By the rule book, the only reason he was falling in the first place was that he was fouled by the Mexican forward.

Right, they were basura this entire tournament, with the exception of the Cuba game. The tournament was played at home, they’re well into the Klinsmann era, they brought a pretty full-strength roster, and they were barely able to beat Haiti. The sky isn’t falling or anything, but with three years until the next World…

If, after 9/11, someone had said “what are Americans bitching about? Americans kill Americans every day”, what would you think of that person?

Stephen A. has longstanding contempt for perpetrators of black-on-black crime.

Gwent is NOT a joke.

The lack of Gwent in this video renders it a failure in my eyes.

Not enough of Gwent.. 2/10

YOU MEAN I COULD HAVE JUST EMAILED TOMMY CRAGGS AND SAID I WANTED TO WRITE FOR DEADSPIN THE WHOLE TIME

Tommy Craggs gave me a second chance. I spent nearly three years writing for a different Gawker site, and I hit a point where I was just done. I couldn’t do it anymore. I was looking elsewhere, and my time at the company was up. I didn’t want to leave though, and in a passing conversation, I told Tommy I felt…

This might be the smartest, most subversive show on TV right now.

Rixty Minutes is one of the greatest TV episodes of any show period.