This article by Grantland’s Noah Davis is a good overview. It was all just a bit too much, too soon.

The Cleveland of sports nations. National export is Sadness.

I love how you wrote the Bucks were signing Lopez when the tweet you linked to says absolutely nothing of the sort.

Cowherd is a terrible broadcaster with asinine opinions and completely undeserved enormous ego.

The same confusion happens when you ask Pete Carroll about a bad penalty. He starts going off about a false flag incident from 14 years ago.

I always suspected Harbaugh was on the spectrum, apparently just not far enough toward the “white” end for Colin Cowherd.

They're bad. Also gin smells like cat piss.

NOTE THE IRONY OF A CAT-PARASITE-INFESTED TOXOPLASMA ZOMBIE REFERRING TO A BOLD TRUTH-TELLER AS A “SHITHEAD”

Look, I don’t think the NFLPA does a particularly good job most of the time, but the thing that’s incredibly galling about this is that Troy’s pile of mendacious wordvomits is trying to conceal that the owners actively oppose every single thing he mentioned.

He’s making the announcement now so he can eat up as much clock as possible before taking a final shot.

“Mr. Gilbert, Lebron has opted out of the last year of his deal with us.”

I have nothing to base this on except my subjective tastes (which are objectively fucking great, people!), but I am genuinely enjoying Vince Vaughn in this.

Well, um. Hmm.

Since when did Abe Simpson become a boxing referee?

Holy hell, Bob, rough day?!

To be fair, baseball is really, really important.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

I don’t know about Best or Worst Dressed, but seems like Adam Silver should win Least Qualified Basketball Holder...