Yeah and being hit by a bus is probably better than being hit by a train

I LOVE peeing in the shower. Candy corn is sugared vomit.

What fucked-up ridiculous Pixie Stix eating technique are you using? It's not corn on the cob, man.

Candy Corn is the Skyline Chili of candy.

WOW. I sorry but you missed young Croatian sensational Georg Vladinastic. He pulls ball in the hole as a routine in the Spanish Liga. I believe one of the eastern teams own his rites. He has a great lift in the air with his legs and probably will score 20 or 38 points once he makes team in the national basket. I hope…

Im a goddamned, motherfuckin, Bucks fan. I watched that 24 point lead evaporate, I havent felt that bad since 4th & 26 vs Philly.

I'd be OK if this became (I guess it is already?) a recurring feature.

And for the record, Batman is the worst. Dude is Ayn Rand's wet dream in a cape. He's probably a racist. He's the guy dick-swinging NYPD beat cops think they'd be if the damn SYSTEM would just get off their back.

Batman is the worst superhero of them all. He's like David Koch with a violence fetish.

The fuck is this?

Typical Gawker commies listing Superman last. You won't be getting my page clicks anymore.

Why is Gambit listed twice? Why is joke-ass Green Lantern not the worst, ever? Why is Deadpool (arguably GOAT) at #70?

Spiderman number 2? That whiny little bitch? Booooooo DS Staffers, boooooooo

I'd just like to go on the record that Batman is the worst superhero of all, Superman is cool, and you can all go straight to hell.

This reminds me of a terrible football idea I had when I was a kid. It would involve the punter unlacing his shoe before taking the field, taking the snap, faking the punt by flinging his shoe 30 yards downfield, and then running the ball.

I truly enjoy how Stephen A. says I would never wear that suit while wearing a nearly identical suit.

Honestly, the dude on SNL does it better.

Here's an alternate angle that really shows off the technique. Man is the Europa League ever exciting.