I truly enjoy how Stephen A. says I would never wear that suit while wearing a nearly identical suit.

Honestly, the dude on SNL does it better.

Here's an alternate angle that really shows off the technique. Man is the Europa League ever exciting.

If you think that's my point, clearly I didn't state my point properly:

Deadspin, thank you so much for posting this. Please hire this man, or have him do regular freelance coverage of MLS. Please. Haisley's a good writer, but his MLS bashing is just not fun to read.

this is better than most deadspins MLS posts themselves.

"I don't care what some arbitrary rankings say is the #11 or #8 league. I care about building and improving the MLS so that it gets better about drawing talent and holding onto the talent we grow, and about enjoying what we do have without some moron telling me how good the teams are 5000 miles away."-Exactly. I…

I have never once seen anyone put MLS as the #5 league in the world. I've seen homers go as high as 7, and the haters put MLS outside the top 15.

What? The MLS isn't as good as Euro leagues? Thank you, THANK YOU soccer genius for reminding us! Your credibility as a REAL fan is secure now.

Lee Nguyen has 17 goals and is an American.

C'mon. I like Haisley's rambling like a libertarian on Fark.com's politics board.

PRO/REL WILL CAUSE THE USA TO WIN ELEVENTY WORLD CUPS IF ONLY YOU SHEEPLE WOULD GIVE IT A CHANCE TO WORK!!!!!

This is a good and balanced article, unlike the usual hatchet-job MLS bashing garbage that Haisley posts. Well done.

Amazing how did it so slowly too.

The content is unavailable. I guess the Premier League wasn't kidding when they said that all unauthorized videos of highlights would be taken down.

More importantly, WHERE IS THE FRIDAY ARTICLE ABOUT BEARS???

Game: Super Mario World

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