If Bob Kraft had an underground rap career, it would own

Justin Lin made four Fast and the Furious movies and the first paintball episode of Community. There’s no way this isn’t badass.

I’m a PG and this was still getting called ALL THE TIME against the bigs on my team. Granted, they were idiots like Brook Lopez, but it happened often enough that it felt like a glitch to me too.

Copa America starting 11?

Last week, he dabbed.

MY SON!

That picture is not of Bud Crawford...

Thanks for this. A treasure trove of people being Mad On Line.

Nah...I think people are perfectly allowed to be “retrograde sociopaths”...and, as a corollary, I think everyone else is allowed to publicly shame and mock them as fucking idiots.

Pulisic made Bundesliga team of the week :)

The gif produces a really weird cognitive dissonance for me...I see it happening, but it seems impossible to me...especially Jordan backing away tentatively. Are we sure this isn’t shopped?

Joe Abercrombie owns.

Great post. Shouts to Kiesewetter at Stuttgart, Rubio Rubin over at Utrecht. RIP Joe Gyau.

Yo, this is good but...

Tom’s got an especially, erm...enthusiastic use of slang.

Yay! You did Bear Friday!

Getting into this would require Billy to think critically about JK’s statements and American soccer development for longer than 15 seconds, rather than rehashing the same tired arguments over and over. Why do that when you have your 50th Ronaldo article on the year to write next?

I’m with you. It’s just, this is the pattern of discourse I see after every bad USMNT result:

It’s really incredible the amount of bending over backwards that Klinsmann apologists will do to excuse his performance. Please point me to a single thing Klinsmann actually did to “oversee[] the successful overhaul” of Germany’s national team structure, despite some platitudes offered by his former employee. For the…

I’m willing to bet this 11 would have gotten a result in Guatemala. But God forbid we ever roll out anything close to a consistent lineup.