he’s going to end up as tom brady’s successor on the patriots lol

Kirk Cousins could break all this down as well. He just can’t throw the football part.

This works on Belichick if you ask him about punting and special teams from the 1940s. 

Networks pay millions for ex-players to explain these things to viewers, and 99 times out of 100 it’s obvious the analyst just tries to wow the viewer with jargon from their playing days and fill the airtime with word salad. Watson is more helpful and succinct in that clip than any of them. Does CTE make them…

* - Before the play-clock hits 15

Jared Goff knows all that stuff also and could easily explain to reporters the coverage of any team playing them ... with his earpiece in.

Iiiiiiiiiiiiin West Philadelphia

I knew that comment would have a swift and severe backsplash.

Freddy Kitchens sinks even lower.

Typical UM overvaluation by the media.

sane people knew this game would be a bloodbath. that game could’ve easily been 49-0 

Why do you do this?

This exact thing could’ve been said about the Trevor Siemian-helmed Denver Broncos a few seasons ago. Gotta give it until about Week 6, and if it doesn’t fully implode around that time, perhaps there is a chance.

Our reality has gotten so twisted and buttfucked, that I would not be surprised if the Steelers and Dolphins finish with the two worst records, allowing the Dolphins to pick 1 and 2 in 2020.

Eh, whoever the Dolphins get, will suck. He’ll have a shit team around him, and a shit coaching staff above him.

I really am hopeful that the CFP and how they rank teams is steering teams in that direction. Texas’s close loss to LSU will look a lot better than their curbstomping of Rice. Eventually, someone’s going to grab a couple of low-level Power 5 teams instead of someone from the FCS and that’s going to be the deal breaker…

Alabama’s student section doesn’t even show up for conference games.

Coaches who are average intelligence are dominant. 

YESSS. Fucking this. Belichick is apparently a galaxy-brained sorcerer for using the cunning tactic of “Wait for the other team to fuck up and don’t fuck up on our own.”

Just so. You can say a lot of nasty shit about Bill Belichick, but ‘stupid’ isn’t one of them.