“I woke up not feeling dangerous!”

Why didn’t he just punt? It can’t be any worse than what he actually did.

Yeah, the ‘we need two scores, so take the points now’ only works when there isn’t a tie on the table. Otherwise you look like a Narduzzi.

A touchdown and an extra point at least ties the game for potential ot, so not the same pot unless that was a typo.

Not to mention that if you do fail on 4th down and turn the ball over, you have them pinned with their back in their own end zone. It was a low-risk gamble that Narduzzi couldn’t handle.

Clever way to track white supremacist movements. 

Someday in the not-too-distant future, when we’re remembering some guys, I’ll probably remember Shaun Livingston. 

The 3rd G stands for “asshole!”

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Yeah, though Texans defense still would have leaked these quick passing plays through. That was horrendous use of zone defense as any I have ever seen in years.

LOL. Partial honesty points, I guess, for openly admitting you want to do it this way in order to violate labor laws and title IX, but come on, man - everybody knows these “endorsements” are going to be as legit as a three dollar bill, just conduits for booster money. That's why up and down the comment section you…

This movie needs more love in the Coens filmography. What a fucking riot of a movie.

So he wanted to go to the Patriots because they are good and it would burn the Steelers, the Steelers said no, Rosenhaus is his agent, he has a series of bizarre issues that culminate in a demand to be cut, he gets cut, a camera crew following him around happens to catch him finding out and he starts cheering and…

It’s absolutely brilliant. JK Simmons is perfect in the role.

And Gronk coming out of retirement now that training camp is over with in three, two, one, ...

They play in a division with 3 incompetently-run franchises. They feast every fucking year.

Tom Brady will suffer a season-ending Achilles injury and the Patriots will sign Andrew Luck.

TOTAL EXONERATION!

I can’t believe a sports league exists where there are basically 20+ incompetently-run franchises and 1 that feasts on them all.