Meh, he's a better poet than WR. Robert Foster, on the other hand could be good if he takes the right road. It's the one not taken that could derail his young career. 

More like Jalen Helps am i right folks

Trump fans love his constant grievances and profound emotional immaturity because they see themselves in him.

Yes sometimes when I pay for coffee they thank me profusely and even go so far as to call me “Sir”. So that totally means baristas, and all cashiers really, have the utmost respect and admiration for helping them out by buying stuff. You should see how kind wait staff is to me always checking up me and asking if I…

Being specifically mentioned on Trump’s enemies list should warrant some sort of honor come awards season.

Are there a lot of people who consider thin skin to be an admirable trait?

Oh agreed. And the best part will be when he squanders the talent they have and either barely miss the playoffs or lost a home wild card weekend game because they couldn’t get to the QB and everyone starts bringing up Clowney. He absolutely is going for it and he will absolutely not get it and it will absolutely be…

Bill Belichick will sign him next week and he'll be a three-time All-Pro for New England

You said it! Heck, if they’re lucky enough to hit on two of those three picks, they could end up with a couple players as good as Laremy Tunsil and Kenny Stills!!...

“Ross throwing a fundraiser for a prominent racist”

It doesn’t. But that seldom stops the Dolphins.

So are we just conceding that tackling is not a skill we require in kickers?

I want to live in the world where Carli Lloyd, in uniform, takes a knee during the anthem of a Colts-Falcons game, and a stadium full of 60,000 NFL fans suffer simultaneous brain aneurysms.

A huge part of this is short-sighted decisions designed to boost either the year-over-year bottom line or the metric to which some executive’s incentive is pegged (i.e. one of the basic structural problems with our current American flavor of capitalism).

Being expensive as hell, combined with the length of the season making the majority of individual games feel like they don’t particularly matter in the long run, seems like the magic formula here.

Ideally, the Lakers turn into such a trash fire this year that Davis decides that leaving via free agency is a much better idea than sticking around, leaving them with literally nothing in exchange for six players, two first-rounders, and a pick swap.

This coming out on Kobe’s birthday is fucking hilarious.

This. Also it is not a normal thing to research each and every executive at each and every company you do business with. You would be paralyzed, unable to buy anything because you would spend all your time researching who invested in your grocery store of choice, who built the car you drive, who executive produced the…

It’s easy if you’re dumb.

Get fucked.