I feel like that whole “No depictions of him ever or woe unto you” thing probably hurts Muhammad in the fame department vs. Jesus who, say what you will, knew how to brand.

Just watched it.

Soooo...since Trump instantly blamed Clinton, it’s a good bet he is somehow involved, right?

“Unique circumstances”

when is somebody gonna do something about that white culture?

Fitting that the Philly enforcer in orange and black ended his fight by yanking his opponent’s jersey over his head.

At what point do we see an NFL head coach smoking crystal meth during a game? I call 2025 at the latest.

Because cocaine is famously unavailable in Miami. 

Needlessly using $5 words is how one becomes a high-falutin’ conservative intellectual. That and dutifully repeating the same tired old propaganda to preserve the status quo from the growing hordes of liberals and brown people, of course.

In the movie, the mom calls the police and asks them to check on Kevin. They were all, “yeah whatever who cares.” Then the cop who does show up half asses the job.

Love to write shitty Penthouse Forum letters about my sex life that also mention superfluously that I went to Harvard.

Rather see him as Kevin McCallister.

This one’s too easy: Kevin is brown and his parents are detained for several days by immigration while trying to get back into the USA after they realize they’ve left him behind. Kevin’s afraid to go to the local authorities because duh, he’s a brown preteen. 

In a just world, Fox News would be legally classified as hate speech (and there’d be comprehensive gun control.)

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

Not all FOX viewers are racist, but all racists are FOX viewers...

And due to Canadian language laws, the changes would have to be announced in French as well.

+2.54

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

What is the essence of a capitalist than to exploit others for your own gain? He can donate to Democratic causes, but let’s not forget he’s a billionaire and chose to run for president rather than continue to use his money to assist the party. He’s no different than the Starbucks clown; he just happened only to enter…