...but his tweet is time stamped at 7:43PM. ?? That’s hours before the fights occurred, and even before the start of the game...what’s up with that?

Nah. He’s a Stanley Cup winning NHL superstar. #WINNING

Are you kidding me?? I’d LOVE to see an article about some female politician with the headline “Hilary Clinton is not hot.” and go on to detail her physical appearance. Bitches on Jezebel would shit themselves. How is this not sexist AF?

yup. deleted. Deadspin doin some comment deletin’ I see.....

WOW...I wrote you an answer but Deadspin deleted it! Let’s see if that happens again, with screenshots this time.

With a name like “Emergency Induction Port” I made the obvious assumption. What woman would name herself an induction port...one used in emergencies no less!

Least creative evar. C’mon babe, this is Jezebel. You gotta dig deeper, ya cock puppet.

Well go fuck yourself. Have a great day, and I hope you lose a prized possession to some bitch falsely accusing you of sexual assault today. In fact, I hope you’re also charged with the crime, convicted, and have to register as a fucking sex offender for the rest of your life for something you didn’t do. Yea, I’m a…

Well, then I must have a pair of titties and a vagina. I’d obviously be at home playing with myself 24/7, not with some dude. C’mon, bud.

Well, I do believe ol Bill used drugs to get his way. And he didn’t put it in her asshole; says right there it was in her vajayjay....considerably different than in the Out Exit with no lube. Going to assume he likes a nice moist one like everyone else, so if I had a vajayjay that took D like a normal cooter, then…

I’d rather have a rich and famous older woman give masturbate herself with my hand then fuck me than be accused of rape. Gotta be one guy out here who feels the same....?

Oh...I didn’t see the part about where the principle rejected her half-ass attempt to placate him...like, for no good reason at all!

Fuck her. Who gives a flying fuck if she has a 4.4? Gonna smart off to the Principal when he tells you there’s a violation? Fuck this turd. Why don’t the rules apply to her? Because she’s a straight A student? And??? Being a bitch to your Principal is grounds for whatever you have coming to you. Sorry. Old school here.

Is this website aware of the NHL playoffs going on right now?? Somali American women athletes......uh....not getting it. Where is the hockey coverage? I thought this was a sports site?

Nope nope nope. Like a comedian I watched once, he said “there’s no source I’d rather hear about on-field action in the NFL than from a little Jewish girl named Suzy.” Sounds absurd, but there’s Ms. Kolber, who’s never played the game, breaking down for us. Comedian went on to say how much better a former player would…

That was the best team of all time. Rick Viave had 50 goals. I bet there’s not many people who know the name Rick Viave. Rick Viave. Has a nice tone to it.

“5 alive, 7 heaven”....that’s what we ER docs use as a rule-of-thumb for whether someone is going to live after falling out a window or jumping off a balcony. If it’s the 5th floor or below, usually live. If it’s the 7th or above, usually die....and we’re talking falls onto hard cement, not into a huge marshmallow. 10…

OMG what a burn!!!!!

Sir, my hat is off to you. This is up for best reply of all time on Deadspin. And I don’t say that kinda shit lightly....

Is that right?!? Wow. I’m not eating there ever again. I’ve never eaten there, so it won’t change my life much