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Grimes: You? Went into outer space? You?

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

Jesus, that’s good.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

“Show some respect for the flag.” - Barry

You total idiot. You complete fucking moron. That’s a Trump prepping to fight Joe Biden...

The fact that SCTV isn’t remembered by everybody everywhere every day is a scandal.

Ypsi is the East Germany of Ann Arbor

But he’s a huge ham. Ham is kinda round.

The Flat Earthers have nothing to fear except the sphere itself...

I mean, hiring a guy accused of serious financial crimes to the Trump Campaign is pretty directly on-brand.

The thing that people should be upset with about the O.J. acquittal is that his wealth and high profile diverted justice. If O.J. were a poor black man, he would still be in jail if not dead.

Similar to the bloody nose I got while trying to bring all of the groceries in from the car in one trip.

Ancient Greeks didn’t want it, that’s for sure

Wow, I didn’t realize that Bartolo, Giancarlo, and Alex were white guys now.

“Facing the wrong way, what do you expect?”

Total no-show. So much for the “next Gretzky”!

Man, Crosby was terrible in this tournament.

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