Or better yet, “Associates.”

I worked in fast food when scheduling was done by hand by the store manager and it’s remarkable how much of a different feel it was when we had a predictable schedule, especially at the shift manager level, because it meant restaurant standards were maintained consistently. If it made that much difference at a goddamn…

I expect this study to get filed in the same bin as all those studies in the sixties which told Southern businessmen that the dollars of African-Americans were just as green as anybody else’s.

Don’t forget not backing them up when there’s a dispute with the customer! Policy be damned!

Filed under: NO DUH.

I mean, file this under “Duh.” But also watch how no company actually takes this information and uses it, choosing instead to continue to treat their employees like so much garbage.

Nah, it’s easier to just call employees “team members” as an empty gesture and then treat them like shit.

Huh. I was unaware that railing about Cosmo being obscene was still a thing anyone on the planet cared about. Hashtag priorities.

I can too say he didn’t bring it on himself. You’re not my mom.

I love to laugh at the folly of Corey too, but in this case, looks like he actually does need security, and better security than he actually has. Another option would be for him to move somewhere else and stop posting his whereabouts on the internet.

Child actor. Well, I guess more accurately, an actor that became famous as a child. He has been in some pretty big films (e.g., The Lost Boys, Stand By Me, The Goonies, etc.).

I mean - he did just get stabbed.

APB out on mama and her two kids

Corey, lose the “security”, lock your car doors.

If people are stabbing him, the security’s not working!

At first I was surprised Feldman had security with him...but I guess if people are stabbing him, it’s a prudent choice.

I personally think her breakdown was tied to her sister’s baby. Also, Dan Schneider got fired today. Wait — oh, well, don’t know why I thought of that.

I don’t know if it’s shame as much as skepticism and confusion. The Spearses have been incredibly private since her meltdown, which is totally understandable but people don’t know why exactly she’s under conservatorship. Were her issues related to addiction? Fairly treatable mental health issues? Something more…

She is thriving, but that could be because of the conservator set up is working for her. We don’t know all the details so I think it’s kind of harsh the way people constantly shame this set up. Anyway, I hope they keep figuring out what is best for her going forward whether it’s continuing or ending having…

Maaaaan, I definitely think Antoni can cook, the problem is the scope he’s allowed to work in. He’s prepping these guys to have one (1) good dish they can whip out at parties, so I definitely felt like he was stuck in a niche each ep that he didn’t have the chance to break. I also wondered if he put in more work than…