he has her hair.

I’ve never understood people who find it stressful to have to “escape” media coverage of an event they don’t care about.

lol. there’s this guy i hate stalk on insta who posts so many selfies. it is so douche. and he’s in his mid 40s. so it feels ultra extra douche to me. i also enjoy cringe reading his public creepster comment threads with women in their early 20s. no thanks.

The Kardashian-Jenner man-picker is collectively broken, and they seem to only be with garbage humans and egomaniacs. Of COURSE Kylie wouldn’t sleep with Tim Chung—he’s an attractive professional man with no hugely messy and very public back story.

This. I can’t understand how, with all that money, these people live in such a bleak-ass house. The room with the piano looks like a set left over from a porn shoot.

I have never heard of anyone having multiple showers outside of celebrities. You get one. ONE. The optimist in me imagines that celebrities having multiple showers like this aren’t doing gift registries; it’s just more of a celebration.

Rich people are different. John Legend and his wife tweet about political activism and values, etc. but these people are good friends with the Kardashians - a family that mines black culture and style for their own financial gain. I don’t know how anyone can be friends with the Kardashians and now Kanye - they’re bad…

I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican,

I just can’t imagine continuing a relationship (platonic or romantic) with someone after discovering they actively support Trump. There’s just no way. I’m not saying I could never be friends with a Republican, depending on which issues have made them lean right, and to what extent. But again, Trump is a *whole…

Of course we don’t have to blindly pledge allegiance to Democrats. And we really should demand more from Democratic candidates and the party since we’re the base of the party. However, we damn sure shouldn’t be sucked into whatever trolling, performance art routine Kanye and Trump have going on. If anyone doesn’t care…

Tervor Noah said it best a couple days ago:

My guess is that she’s black, a former stripper, and unashamed - therefore, some awful people think that she must be an unfit mother. I mean, what kind of terrible woman plays dress-up with their kid? Besides most mothers everywhere.

He also posted photos of his home with Kim online, even though it expressly violates a couple’s agreement they have. He truly respects no one.

It’s really mindbending how intelligent Kanye thinks he is. He’s a fucking narcissistic moron.

John was cool about it but what a dick move to post a text message. If John wanted to speak publicly he would have responded on Twitter. John was acting as a friend and Kanye shit on him.

At this point, I’m wondering if this is just some crazy Kardashian sub-plot (or maybe its own series!) that will be the lead-up to divorce. Like, they’re posting as him so everyone sympathizes with Kim, like how they manipulated the plot/timeline around her last divorce.

And dude is doing the white supremacist sign.

That would be very “the call is coming from inside the house.”

If this is the guy...

Aww. I love Patton and his reaction is so sweet. He said on MFM that when the GSK was caught that it would be like losing another connection to Michelle. I’m sure this is gratifying, but so bittersweet for him and Michelle’s co-authors. They talked at length about her dogged, unflinching pursuit of this case and how…