TRUE CONFESSION: I want the Queer Eye Guys to come and make over my life. Pretty please! Even if I’m not in Georgia!

I totally forgot about Star Jones and now I’m remembering all of the weirdness of her first marriage. I wonder what that guy is up to now.

Oh absolutely! And we totally would have heard something else where about it if blood was drawn.

okay Caity Weaver + Tiffany Haddish is a matchup I can get behind. brb off to mainline that GQ article, which I assume will overwhelm me with charming absurdity.

Yeah, especially if it was right around when she’d GIVEN BIRTH. My marriage with my husband is totally fine, as is our sex life, but we didn’t have sex for like 8 months after I gave birth.

But he does have legit mob ties. Back in the 80’s he was trying to build the first casino in Sydney, Australia and the Aussie government literally turned him down because they did background checks and found out about his mafia connections. That, and evidence has been found of mafia money laundering at several Trump…

Trumps Razor: if it sounds too stupid to possibly be true, it almost certainly is true.

EVERY married guy, who is looking for some side action, swears up and down that he and the wife don’t have sex anymore.

I think sometimes people feel like they have to fuck themselves out of certain situations if things get sexual. Her spanking him unexpectedly changed the atmosphere, he got horny, and it sounds like her feeling was “dammit, now I have to have sex with him.”. I used to feel that way sometimes, for instance if I started…

Her thought process that led to her having sex with him—“I had it coming for making a bad decision for going to someone’s room alone and I just heard the voice in my head, ‘well, you put yourself in a bad situation and bad things happen, so you deserve this’”—sounds exactly like people who defend Weinstein and others…

It was such a #metoo moment and she didn’t realize it. She felt she owed him sex because she ended up in a hotel room with him. The internalized misogyny and just...ugh.

On the one hand, the line about being threatened sounds exactly like something someone would make up if they’d seen too many mob movies or cop procedurals.

EVERY married guy, who is looking for some side action, swears up and down that he and the wife don’t have sex anymore. Maybe it’s true. Maybe it’s not. But that’s what they all say right up there with, “My marriage has been over for years. We’re just roommates now,” and “My wife doesn’t understand me.”

So Stormy said she didn’t have her #metoo moment because she’s not a victim because the sex was consensual but she walked and talked like a victim to me. Trump’s behavior in that hotel was pretty much Harvey Weinstein’s MO. Towards the end when everyone was like “Why should we believe you now you’ve lied three times?”…

I was very glad they went into detail about the legal ramifications. I don’t care that they had sex. I only care about the coverup.

Nah. Don’t fall for it. She’s one of them. Still Team Trump until she cuts off all contact, money and speaks out against him.

Between this and the news that Jared Kushner’s brother donated $50,000 to March For Our Lives AND marched alongside them, hope is slowly returning to mind.

I’m not trying to be that person, but I’m gonna be that person...

But that means he’d have to notice her. What are the odds?

He should have lunch with Dylan Farrow and compare horror stories, and I should sit next to them and casually overhear.