I was sitting here thinking how ridiculous it is that celebrities go this confirmation of togetherness to the masses....and then I remembered how a mutual acquaintance of my man friend and I kept running into us out together when we first started seeing each other and kept sending mildly intrusive texts about whether…

It’s a battle between the notoriously misogynistic, predator-shielding Catholic church and their slut-shaming morals. And Katy Perry. I’m learning that nuns can be both marginalized and assholes. 🤷🏾‍♀️

They did. They’re full of shit and trying to get the most money they can out of the deal but keep saying they changed their mind because Katy is a Whore, basically.

Our Sisters were supposed to live for the rest of our lives at our beloved Convent. But, against our will, the Archdiocese removed us to “monetize” our property. 

The families of ALL the people killed at Stoneman supported this bill???

Is it? Because there will be some districts that arm their staff. Which means there will be dead kids. Period.

It’s a fucking embarrassment we have to conduct social experiments where the outcome has a significant chance of being “more dead kids”.

A friend of mine rounded a corner in NYC back in the 80s and crashed right into him - smashing her ice cream cone between them and against his shirt. She said he looked at her with amusement, like “Well, this is a novel way for a fan to get close.” He politely declined her offer to clean his shirt with her napkin, and…

Some people literally forgets how to be alone.

I saw him inperson at the first day of Indpls 500 qualifications back in probably mid 90s. he was less than 50 feet from me.

Even though the stereotype is of women being relationship crazy the truth is a lot of dudes just don’t like being alone, at all. They might cheat. But they want a girlfriend/wife at home when they get there.

Always buy Newman’s Own when it’s an option. It’s good food, all the profits go to charity and you get to stare at Paul’s face.

Paul Newman: good guy.

What is the psychology behind men finding someone new five minutes after their relationship ended? Even if they were dumped, even if they weren’t cheating. I know a of a relationship that ended because the dude moved, and he found someone new before he had even unpacked!

I love me some tatted up human bodies, but Bieber’s looks...difficult to describe...dingy? Yes, dingy, like kitchen sink water, but on a body.

How do these people go on to real jobs when they age out of the MTV Challenge world?

Two things:

None of it matters, Trump could murder a person live on TV and his base, this congress and Fox News wouldn’t do shit about it other than call it fake news and blame DACA kids.

Two Qs:

So, some fun (unrelated) facts I have not seen mentioned much about Stormy Daniels: in 2010, she almost ran against David Vitter to unseat him as Louisiana’s Senator. She was running as a Republican but for whatever reason she was on my radar because I knew her would-have-been campaign manager (a Democrat). Someone…