One day, I’m gonna be brave enough to accidentally walk into someone wearing camo and say “oops, sorry bud, didn’t see you there!” and walk off.

A whole Minajerie!

No, no, no. It’s ok for Harbaugh to recruit teens.

Pretty sure that call on the field stands too.

It’s actually a heartfelt message to his lover, Stan D.

I’m really more of a Tim and Dawn fan (um; spoilers)

“Bob I was reading there in the Globe that a quarterback in the NFL, I think they said his name was Dak or Jak or Bak, was earning 10 million dollars a year and it really got me thinking about Ol’ Curtis MacGillicuddy, who could probably put any of these modern kids to shame because he could run and throw, who was…

It’s kinda tough to get out of, once you start.

If the school board had any guts, they would change the name to the Gamecocks, and claim that you can’t get much more conservative than South Carolina.

The plural of Utah Jazz is Utah Jazzhands.

Is this not standard earth-human behavior? I will take this information back to my superiors immediately.

It will rise again...just give it like 20 minutes.

Just wait until he finds out they rise from the asses.

Split the difference, adopt the Penix as a mascot:

Seriously. The answer isn’t to avoid being alone with women. The answer is to be able to be alone with a woman without acting like a creep.

If this actually leads to Jones suing the the league or some other form of NFL cannibalism, just hook this story right into my veins.

Well I’m certainly swelling with pride.

His Berchtesgaden comedyfests were LEGENDARY!

So, all the bros who spent the last few months screaming at Katie Rife for daring to talk about this and INSISTING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT until some accusers came forward and until then this was just a plot by mean ol’ Jezebel and AV Club to smear poor Louie...