Firstly, thank you. Secondly, you are a rarity in even realizing what and whom.

Which actually makes him the very definition of “pro-CHOICE.” People seem to forget that being personally opposed to abortion doesn’t make you anti-choice, as long as you aren’t pushing that opposition onto others. If we start labeling people anti-choice when they’re only saying they personally wouldn’t have or want…

Ok, I fully, FULLY support her flipping Trump’s motorcade the bird. WHOLLY justified and appropriate. With that said, I’ve started giving the thumbs-down instead of the finger while driving, and it’s kind of awesome. You catch people off-guard—they can’t get as mad, but it still communicates your displeasure (and an…

• Megyn Kelly said, “Well I know you’re the mother of two children. What message do you think you’re communicating to them?”

I hope this purge goes on and on and changes the industry. I am a “Me Too.” I encountered so much of this stuff as a young actress that I dropped out and decided I would think of persuing it when I was old and fat. Both of which I now am. I hope they tackle ageism next.I’ve actually re-entered the acting field in the…

Jerry Jones’s mounting efforts

All those fancy dinners at the fancy restaurants and you never realized you were sitting in a high chair.

Always stings when they remind you that you’re just part of the help.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

Lucky for him, it becomes guaranteed when the owners put him on the Intellectually Unable to Perform (IUP) list.

Surprised this didn’t appear during the tirade

I hope that he enjoys the new plane his wife just bought him.

Wait, isn’t this the moron who’s always shitting on people for taking paternity leave? What an opportune moment to publicly remind people to care more about their families.

*Grabs popcorn to watch owners implode*

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

“Oh my god, the lesbos have gotten to Roger!” - Margaret Court

Those gifs line up nicely to the refrain of “Brock Lobster”:

“You’ll be fine to start next week. Take two pills and call me in th- actually, give me those, just drink some water and you’ll be fine.”

Damn, they make pills of all shapes now.

Swift can make her true stance clear if she covers this song by The Fall