I found the first season of Lady Dynamite very relatable, but of course I did, since I’m a pterodactyl.

Eh, blurbs is blurbs, they happen — Spy had this great feature called “Logrolling In Our Time” where they would match up authors blurbing each other’s books. At this point I’m more charmed by a Stephen King blurb than anything, he’ll throw his name on whatever and it feels like a generous attempt to do authors favors…

By a certain standard, holding down a starting job for that long is, on its own, pretty damn successful. Ask any QB in the league if they’d settle for Eli’s career and I bet most would say yes.

And me thought me had problems with grammar!

“You can try movin on all you want. He’s gonna find yah. Back in 83', Olivia and I packed up Peyton and Coop, in the middle of the night, and hightailed it up to Minneapolis. 9 days later, we are awoken by a horrible shriek downstairs. I kid you not, we find Eli stuck, one arm and one leg through the doggie door,…

I hope so. I am, exactly like her, a real American and I love her. Let this become the new typical.

With occasional cameos by Sally Yates.

Trump prefers to get that organically, I hear.

She and the Twitter tech who deleted Trump’s account should team up and solve crimes around quirky small-town America.

I love Lady Dynamite so much, and the only thing better than getting more Lady Dynamite is for Maria Bamford to make more Lady Dynamite in a way that doesn’t kill her, because I love her.

Really? How many civilians were Americans responsible for killing in the 20th century?

The kneeling was started as a protest against the cheapness black life is held in, particularly when it comes to police officers. If you want to be against the protests because you think that’s not true, then I think that requires a certain amount of willful ignorance. I don’t think anyone can dispute that for…

Shit, it looked boring at 130 on his slowdown.

At least he did not tell them to piss on old time hockey

I like to eat racists. What do I do

I thought the alt-right already had an official greasy, orange pile of garbage that makes your stomach cramp just by looking at it

So now I’m confused. Am I supposed to eat Papa John’s or not? On the one hand, I despise racists, on the other, I despise inedible food. What’s a man to do?

She will be too. People like Jan are all the same, such pathetic, petty pieces of shit whose sole sustenance in their sad little lives is outrage. Jan’s gonna be watching the shit out of Demetria every goddamn day, and I suddenly am highly interested in the morning traffic in Dallas despite living in Chicago.

I can tell you from personal experience that there was a marriage-industrial complex 20 years ago. Long before Mark Zuckerberg was trying to hook up at Harvard.

So, so many pics of old man balls are in some intern’s future.