I guess it’s a good thing Tom Jackson is already retired.

I’m writing a comment. A short one! Using a system called Kinja. Yes, Kinja! Which is why you’re reading this.

Roadacious.

Another bolder take: Allen Robinson is going to strangle his QB this season.

This is serious stuff, people. And remember, if bigfeet are on the move, run uphill if it’s a male, downhill if it’s a female.

Delaware says hello!

I can’t be the only one who read this as “...will consider escorts for the 2024 games” can I?

Maybe Craig James was Jack the Ripper.

Didn’t “break the huddle” correctly? What did he do, start shrieking? Do handsprings? Goose step? I’ve been watching football for 40 years and have never heard of this before.

“When Will Humanity Finally Die Out?”

-1 for not tagging this CARDINAL SINS.

Absolutely. This version sucks the life out of the original version. If you’re going to do a remake, add something to the original.

Eh, almost all of the “now” sections were.

Ha ha! It’s not like there’s ever been something like a “Tour de Trump!” Oh wait...

While dancing, too.

Nice embroidery, ok logo, but overall effect is just awful. These suck worse than minor league hockey camo unis.

Dear US Open Participant:

Not enough stars.

...he’s been guided there by a map stolen from archaeologist Jenny (Annabelle Wallis) after they had a one-night stand in Baghdad.