I was too giddy at what was taking place to retain much of what I was shown...

Hey, two months late to the party here, but totally agree re American bakes.

Well, his last name is German (spelling, at least).

Ditto Carolina-Edmonton Game 7 in 2006. No one sat down, the entire game. Too bad all that good feeling has dribbled away (thanks JR!).

Ausgezeichnet.

Yes, because the GOP is in power across the board and will just shrug its shoulders. Newspaper and cable news pundits may froth, but they don’t matter for shit.

My sister-in-law does. Very sad.

Anyone who eats a green banana deserves no more bananas in their future. Period.

He’s a sock sniffer.

+1 Stuckey’s nut log.

Nah, he’s more like John the Baptist, making way the path. But he better take care not to stick his neck out too far.

Christ, what a bunch of fucking snowflakes.

Ha ha! Fame! Fortune! All mine now!

Because somebody else did something worse.

“Jose Chung” is an all-time great X-Files episode, even if it is a little confusing. Thing is, it doesn’t take itself as seriously as everything Chris Carter writes, so gets props for that out of the gate.

Not to mention the mashed potato hoarding.

Road is two lanes each way, no turn lane at an intersection with a stop light. You’re at a red, second in line, in the left lane. Light turns green...and the guy in front of you only now puts on his left turn signal. RAGE.

THIS YES THIS. Especially when you see them run a stop sign and lay rubber down to get in front of you, then immediately hit the turn signal.

“Escorts will become a...” Well, alrighty then!