Another bolder take: Allen Robinson is going to strangle his QB this season.

This is serious stuff, people. And remember, if bigfeet are on the move, run uphill if it’s a male, downhill if it’s a female.

Delaware says hello!

I can’t be the only one who read this as “...will consider escorts for the 2024 games” can I?

Maybe Craig James was Jack the Ripper.

Didn’t “break the huddle” correctly? What did he do, start shrieking? Do handsprings? Goose step? I’ve been watching football for 40 years and have never heard of this before.

-1 for not tagging this CARDINAL SINS.

Eh, almost all of the “now” sections were.

Ha ha! It’s not like there’s ever been something like a “Tour de Trump!” Oh wait...

While dancing, too.

Nice embroidery, ok logo, but overall effect is just awful. These suck worse than minor league hockey camo unis.

Dear US Open Participant:

Not enough stars.

I was too giddy at what was taking place to retain much of what I was shown...

Hey, two months late to the party here, but totally agree re American bakes.

Well, his last name is German (spelling, at least).

Ditto Carolina-Edmonton Game 7 in 2006. No one sat down, the entire game. Too bad all that good feeling has dribbled away (thanks JR!).

Ausgezeichnet.

Yes, because the GOP is in power across the board and will just shrug its shoulders. Newspaper and cable news pundits may froth, but they don’t matter for shit.