My sister-in-law does. Very sad.

Anyone who eats a green banana deserves no more bananas in their future. Period.

He’s a sock sniffer.

+1 Stuckey’s nut log.

Nah, he’s more like John the Baptist, making way the path. But he better take care not to stick his neck out too far.

Ha ha! Fame! Fortune! All mine now!

Because somebody else did something worse.

Road is two lanes each way, no turn lane at an intersection with a stop light. You’re at a red, second in line, in the left lane. Light turns green...and the guy in front of you only now puts on his left turn signal. RAGE.

THIS YES THIS. Especially when you see them run a stop sign and lay rubber down to get in front of you, then immediately hit the turn signal.

“Escorts will become a...” Well, alrighty then!

Duty now for the future, indeed:

Did you stop to consider that maybe it’ll be Romo and Simms, sans Nantz?

And Cloninger’s dingers were both grand slams.

Definitely.

Absolutely.

+1 Quartering Act*

Good stuff. I was at that game, the exhibition vs. Atlanta. I can’t at all remember the game itself, but I remember his pre-game warm up, and that Benedict suddenly couldn’t catch anything. My dad had told me about Bouton’s comeback, and a little about who he was, but nothing about Ball Four or the controversy around…

“We have created new idols. The worship of the ancient golden calf has returned in a new and ruthless guise in the idolatry of money and the dictatorship of an impersonal economy lacking a truly human purpose...

“You got your hair sewn on”