Proud to be the 200th person to star this one. Totally made my night after a day of dealing with a burst water pipe.

That sounds like New Hampshire.

Four words:

Praise Zeus that the Gawker multiverse is finally settling this for us.

Well, that “Albert Jilton” story didn’t start off well did it, with “Rarely did you have a table with anyone under 50.” Sure, your customer was an asshole, but betting you’re there too, bud.

Mmmm....potatoes.

Let me have my fantasies.

Hmph. 145 +/- 4 ... I’ll take that extra 1 mill and run with it.

Time for your nap.

I really hope these are the kinds of people who’ll get Raptured. I’m ready for some peace and quiet.

Why is global warming not recreating the Cretaceous Period like it was 150 million years ago?

Makes me wish there was a “Terrible Customers Who Got Set on Fire” week of stories.

Meh. Something about Rory rubs me the wrong way. He just comes across—to me, at least—as intensely unlikeable. And Spieth...nothing wrong with the guy, I just can’t get behind the hype. After listening to Jim Nantz preach on an on about Spieth at the Masters, I started to think of him as “Golf Jesus: Our New Savior.”…

Drunk Tom Weiskopf.

I’d rather have Pat Summerall’s rotting corpse call golf than Jim Nantz. Just, no.

Recent years at least it seems to be “the old guy who hasn’t won it yet.” See Sakic to Bourque in ‘01 and — my personal fave — Brind’Amour to Glen Wesley in ‘06.

Second.

Watch this clip and (at some some of) your faith in Neeson will be restored.

Reminds me of the time on vacation at the beach in NC when the local NBC affiliate decided to show a local news show about hurricane preparedness instead of the Seinfeld season premiere. Looking back on it, it’s probably better to have known how to keep yourself alive in severe weather, but man were we all pissed.

Yeah, this. Nothing beats getting called a “spelling Nazi” because you’re just trying to stop your eye from twitching and can’t keep your mouth closed. :)